TOMMY COOPER ALL IN ONE JOKE BOOK
Tommy Cooper All in One Joke Book : Book Joke, Joke Book
Publisher:Cornerstone
Imprint:Preface Publishing
ISBN/EAN:1848093128 / 9781848093126
Format:Paperback
Pagination:336 pages
Dimensions:217 x 154 mm, 583 grams
Country of Pub.:United Kingdom
Pub Date:03/10/2013
My wife is a magician, yesterday she turned our car into a tree. A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, 'we have a drink named after you.' The horse says, 'what? Eric?' I said, 'waiter, what's that in my soup?' he said, 'I'd better call the boss, I can't tell one insect from another.' I'm reading a book called 'Sex Before 20'.
Personally I don't like audiences. I said, 'it's serious, doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places'. He said, 'well stop going to those places.' I call my car flattery.
It gets me know where.